An open letter.

To the man who splashed me this morning,

Open your stupid jerk eyes. The world does not end at the door of your SUV, nor does it revolve around that piece of arrogance you drive around in.

After you continued to speed down Vaughan road I was left dripping from head to toe. You continued on your way to work oblivious to the number you just did on a pedestrian and I stood there with my hair dripping black puddle water, not to mention my face, my scarf, my coat, my skirt, my stockings and my shoes. Because I was gazing south as you approached from the north, I only realized what was about to happen as I turned my head and saw a wall of water coming towards me.

Unfortunately, all I had time to do was gasp before being drenched. Do you know what that means? IT MEANS THAT I ENDED UP WITH A FUCKING MOUTHFUL OF WATER FROM A PUDDLE THAT ALMOST MATCHED THE BLACK ASPHALT IT SAT ON. IN MY MOUTH YOU FUCKING ENVORONMENTALLY INSENTITIVE JACKASS!!!

Some of us little people recycle and take care not to produce too much garbage and turn our heat down and buy energy efficient light bulbs and take the bus to work or buy fuel efficient cars. We say please and thank you and watch not to make life difficult for others. The little guy remembers that he’s not the only person living on this planet, but it all feels futile when inconsiderate shitfucks like you still roam around driving fuel guzzling sport utility vehicles through the city splashing people who are trying to make a tiny difference. Sport utility? What short is that? Making women cry at 9am?

I have lived in this city my whole life and I've been splashed a billions times, but never like this. It wasn't even that big a puddle! Did your swerve to soak me or are you just driving like a dink? Are you aware of how fast you had to be going to create a splash 6 feet in height?!? It went over my head!! Do you know how many kids live in that neighbourhood?! SLOW DOWN AND OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES!

Yours truly,
-The Girl Waiting for the Bus on Vaughan Road at 9am Who You Spashed (In my MOUTH! Fucking Gross, Dude) and Made Cry & Go Back Home to Have Another Shower.

p.s. you suck.