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Friday, March 17, 2006

Soon to be Mrs...

Wow. I can't believe I'm going to be a married woman in 44 days. I'm so excited!!
Things are really coming together. Although, I have NOT received all of my reply cards, people! Yes, Maria, I got yours so you don't have to post a comment telling me you sent it. Don't tell me you didn't think about doing it! I know you did.
I went to Hemingways with Maria and Kari last weekend for wings and beer. I left two wings on my plate. Maria was shocked and appauled. I did, however, have 3 pints. I think I did just fine, thankyouverymuch.

I am more than superexcited to see my best friend, A. in a month & a half. She's my Maid of Honour and she's FABULOUS. I haven't seen her in two years and that's just too darn long!! Everyone should be lucky enough to have a friend like A. Everyone should be lucky enough to know someone like her! She's tough as nails and beautiful as a sunset. She's my inspiration to be a proper lady and an insatiable lover. She has incredible taste-wait until you see the dress she's wearing to the wedding!! If anyone feels like flying me out to see her, I'd be so grateful! Oh, come on, it's just one little plane ticket!! Domestic flight, even! I need to drink bottles of wine with this woman ASAP. She's too wonderful not to see all the time! I couldn't ask for a sexier woman to love and adore. If it wasn't for that boy I'm so ridiculously attached to...

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Ode to SPAM

Recently I've been receiving poems in some of the SPAM sent to my G-Mail. I thought I would share the poems (and not the tainted attachments) with you.

I got this one yesterday:

whom not suddenly wife?
supposed to promised least. mischievous whom latter filled slow. explain prison being edge light.
anything mentioned filled development. happened purpose love black did.
companion she pride benefit sugar? shining corner we off.
appearance did least is reference taught.

Amazing, no?
How about this one that I got last week:

thus promised development?
sugar friends use, my very night is.
motor am my that's, again am anything.
anybody different is letters again.
studied am find black. goes or gym money social. being very anybody fascinate,

Wow, man. Wow. As my pal Capital B put it "You can't make this stuff up." I wonder if I could go to some open mic poetry dealy at a coffee house and get mad snaps for these. Hmm...