"...he put it down and it continued bending."

Yeah, yeah, yeah... It's been forever. I'm getting married in 17 days people! Time is precious! Why am I here today, you ask. Well, this morning while making my coffee in the office kitchen I thought up something rather, well, hilarious and there was no one around to share it with.

I pulled the coffee mixing spoon out of its cup of water on the counter and as I moved to stir in my sugar-whaAa? It was bent! The spoony bit was bent at an almost 90 degree angle! My first thought was: "Uri Geller's in tha hiz-ouse!" I chuckled and then was sad that I was alone.

I wished that either Drew of Growden were right there to share with, but alas... The first person to come to the kitchen was a guy from the other side of the floor who I don't know too well. I thought about holding up the spoon and tossing out my prize-winning one-liner, but I then thought about how awkward it would be if he didn't know who Uri Geller was.

Long story short: I am a comedic genius.